Friday 17th May
Olivia Wilde isn’t fair because she’s ridiculously attractive, talented, intelligent and hilarious. I don’t know if I want to marry her or be her.
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
Friday 10th May
I want this framed above my mantle
λ: thesulfurandthesea: erichalvorsen: Five years ago we played our first... ↘
Five years ago we played our first show with our best friends The Maine in Tempe Arizona. We were just a bunch of kids setting out to follow our dreams, see the world and make our parents proud. We are so grateful to be sharing the stage with them…
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
